Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
there is glitter all over my balls
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