can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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