People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
pray to the hookup gods
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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