Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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