Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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