im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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