How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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