i may or may not be watching the land before time
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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