Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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