Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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