Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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