I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
then he tried to convert me to islam
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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