Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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