hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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