There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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