Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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