Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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