I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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