Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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