This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
