I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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