Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.