Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night