You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I need a hoe opinion