Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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