Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Hippo gnu deer
Blood and glitter go together right?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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