About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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