all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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