This girl is more easily done than said...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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