I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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