yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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