Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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