By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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