idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Do vagina's smell?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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