how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I would fuck him just for his dog
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