I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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