You made me cry and you don't even care
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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