Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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