How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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