I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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