He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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