Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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