I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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