don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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