haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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