Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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