remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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