apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I wish i was in the wii world.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
