Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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