think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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