He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Randomize