Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.