found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.