She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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