How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I love you. Go after that dick
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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