You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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