Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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