its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
my sisters under your porch take her home
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I woke up under a house in Key West
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